රසවත් රූප, විහිළු හා කාටූන්

BBC News – UK Suicide Bombers go on Strike
  

Muslim suicide bombers in Britain are set to begin a three-day strike on Monday in a dispute over the number of virgins they are entitled to in the afterlife. Emergency talks with Al Qaeda have so far failed to produce an agreement.

The unrest began last Tuesday when Al Qaeda announced that the number of virgins a suicide bomber would receive after his death would be cut by 25% this February from 72 to 54. A spokesman said increases in recent years in the number of suicide bombings has resulted in a shortage of virgins in the afterlife.

The suicide bombers’ union, the British Organization of Occupational Martyrs (or B.O.O.M.) responded with a statement saying the move was unacceptable to its members and called for a strike vote. General Secretary Abdullah Amir told the press, “Our members are literally working themselves to death in the cause of Jihad. We don’t ask for much in return but to be treated like this is like a kick in the

​balls

” Speaking from his shed in Tipton in the West Midlands, Al Qaeda chief executive Haisheet Mapants explained, “I sympathize with our workers concerns but Al Qaeda is simply not in a position to meet their demands.

They are simply not accepting the realities of modern-day Jihad in a competitive marketplace. Thanks to Western depravity, there is now a chronic shortage of virgins in the afterlife. It’s a straight choice between reducing expenditures or laying people off. I don’t like cutting benefits but I’d hate to have to tell 3,000 of my staff that they won’t be able to blow themselves up.

Spokespersons for the union in the North East of England, Ireland, Wales and the entire Australian continent stated that the change would not hurt their membership as there are so few virgins in their areas anyway.

According to some industry sources, the recent drop in the number of suicide bombings has been attributed to the emergence of Scottish singing star, Susan Boyle. Many Muslim Jihadists now know what a virgin looks like and have reconsidered their benefit packages.

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කෆීර්ලට ඇඬෙන තවත් ඉස්ලාම් සත්‍යක් මෙන්න!

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කෆීර් තොපිට අපේ තෑගි මෙච්චරයි කියලද හිතුවෙ?…හ..හ..හා මාෂා අල්ලා……බලපියව් මෙතන….ඇයි මෙතන?

 

කෆීර්ලට ඇඬෙන  ඉස්ලාම් සත්‍යක් මෙන්න!

Latest inventions in Sri Lanka worth Noble gift!
1. Deep fried items
    Deep fried items such as Vade, Murukku, Mixtures, Papadam etc, are mixed with LDPE/HDPE PVC. When the oil is heated and bubbling, they add a few of mega PVC pet bottles in to oil until they are dissolved and absorbed in to Oil and then the fried items are given stiff finish that lasts for days with same crispy nature.
2. Used oils
Restaurants use already USED oils instead new, to give the food an appealing taste. Oil once used are consisting of high concentration of Cholesterol!  
3. Live Embalming
When making Dry fish, now they dip the fish several times in Formaldy hyde (Formalin used for Embalming dead bodies). Formaldy hyde has an attribute of evaporating the wetness of the flesh faster that saves time for the dry fish making process. On the other hand now they need only one person to look after the entire site, because no birds or scavengers come to eat fish. No formation of Worms! In few days the Dry fish is in market at lowest cost.
You will be embalmed alive if Dry fish eaten without cleaned them in boiling water over a prolonged period to remove Formaldy hyde.
4. Punnak treat  
In order to make the Fresh water fish FAT faster which are grown in lakes are now fed with Punnak (Coconut based food for Cows). This makes the fresh water fish very fat in quick time. However due the Punnak being quickly dissolved in water when it is spread in the lakes, they add a chemical that keeps punnak intact as solid. We are still looking the name of the chemical they are using to know how much it is harmful to the fish itself and humans.
5. Everlasting Hoppers
Plaster of Paris is being mixed in to the hopper mixture to make hoppers crispy and stiff over a long period after it was taken off the hopper pan. The Plaster of Paris not digestive in the human system and are deposited.
Great people who have found these for their benefits!
 
These latest practices are order of the day of MUSLIM vendors specially.
 
Share with other friends pls.

 

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THE MUSLIMS ARE NOT HAPPY!

They’re not happy in Gaza ..
They’re not happy in Egypt ..
They’re not happy in Libya ..
They’re not happy in Morocco ..
They’re not happy in Iran ..
They’re not happy in Iraq ..
They’re not happy in Yemen ..
They’re not happy in Afghanistan ..
They’re not happy in Pakistan ..
They’re not happy in Syria ..
They’re not happy in Lebanon ..

SO, WHERE ARE THEY HAPPY?

They’re happy in Australia .
They’re happy in Canada .
They’re happy in England ..
They’re happy in France ..
They’re happy in Italy ..
They’re happy in Germany ..
They’re happy in Sweden ..
They’re happy in the USA ..
They’re happy in Norway ..
They’re happy in Holland .
They’re happy in Denmark .

Basically, they’re happy in every country that is not Muslim
and unhappy in every country that is!

AND WHO DO THEY BLAME?

Not Islam.
Not their leadership.
Not themselves.

THEY BLAME THE COUNTRIES THEY ARE HAPPY IN!

AND THEN; They want to change those countries to be like….
THE COUNTRY THEY CAME FROM WHERE THEY WERE UNHAPPY!

Excuse me, but I can’t help wondering…
How damn dumb can you get?

thambiyaa and wifeEveryone seems to be wondering why Muslim
Terrorists are so quick to commit suicide.

Lets have a look at the evidence:
– No Christmas
– No television
– No nude women
No football
– No pork chops
– No hot dogs
– No burgers
No beer
No bacon
– Rags for clothes
– Towels for hats
Constant wailing from some idiot in a tower
– More than one wife
More than one mother in law
– You can’t shave
– Your wife can’t shave
– You can’t wash off the smell of donkey
You cook over burning camel shit
– Your wife is picked by someone else for you
– and your wife smells worse than your donkey
Then they tell you that “when you die, it all gets better”??
Well no sh*t Sherlock!….
It’s not like it could get much worse
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කොසු මිට වන් තම්බි පක මත කෙටූ විට මේ සම්බන්ධව ලිපියක් කියවීමට හැකිවනවා ඇත.

අල්ලා මෙන් නින්දිත බල්ලෙක් තවත් නැත

අල්ලා මෙන් නින්දිත බල්ලෙක් තවත් නැත

There is no Dog but Allah

There is no Dog but Allah

================Fellow Lebbe using London Taxi =============================

A devout Arab Muslim entered a black cab in London , He curtly asked the cabbie to turn off the radio because as decreed by his religious teaching, he must not listen to music because in the time of the prophet there was no music, especially Western music which is the music of the infidel. The cab driver politely switched off the radio, stopped the cab and opened the door. The Arab Muslim asked him, “What are you doing? “The cabbie answered, “In the time of the prophet there were no taxis, so fuck off and wait for a camel!”

====================== Paki Eathquake ===================================
A big earthquake with the strength of 8.1 on the Richter Scale has hit Pakistan .
Two million Pakistanis have died and over a million are injured.

The country is totally ruined and the government doesn’t know where to start with providing help to rebuild.

The rest of the world is in shock.

The USA is sending troops to help.

Saudi Arabia is sending oil.

Latin American countries are sending supplies.

New Zealand is sending sheep, cattle & food crops.

The Asian continents are sending labour to assist in rebuilding infrastructure.

Australia is sending medical teams and supplies.

Britain, not to be outdone, is sending two million Pakistanis as replacements…

God Bless British generosity

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මේ ගැන වැඩි විස්තර කියවන්න ආසද? රූපයේ නිරුවත් උඩුකය මත කොටන්න

අපේ සමහර ගෑනු බුර්කාවට කැමති එකම හේතුව මේකයි

====================== A Muslim in heaven ===================================
A Muslim dies and by some error in handling ends up in heaven. He’s stopped at the Pearly Gates by

St. Peter who says “Sorry mate, but we don’t allow Muslims into Heaven.”

“What?” replies the Muslim, “and why not?

“Well, we don’t”

The Muslim complains and carries on until St. Peter gets fed up. “Well, says” St. Peter “have you ever done

anything good in your life?”

“Ummm–the Muslim replies. “Yes, the other day a lady stopped me on the street collecting for a children`s

charity so I gave her ten quid. Last week I donated ten quid to the Cancer Society and a couple of weeks ago

a tramp asked me if I could spare any money so I gave him ten quid also.”

“Right then” says St. Peter, “wait here and I’ll have a quick word with God.

Five minutes later St-Peter returns and says to the Muslim. “Listen, I’ve spoken with God and he agrees

with me……

Here`s your 30 quid back, …. now f**k off!!!”

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Wahhabi

ප්‍රතිචාර
  1. Thusara bandara පවසයි:

    mama thusara, mama islam dharmaya gene igena gene thiyanawa, mama hondata dannawa mohomad nabi wayasa 9 Aisha kiyala kiri daru gehenu lamayek pawaa dooshanya karapu heti. ewage dewal nikan kaama kathaa vage nisaa mama Islaamaya pakshai. Mohomad nabi tharam pal horek, weyshaawek, naaki manamaalayek, aparaadhakaarayek thawath hitala nehe, namuth mama uge peththe, mokada mata Islam yaaluwo kaala visi karana geri katu denawa. hajj valata mata mas kilo 10k denawa kiyala may comment eka daanna kiwwe mage yaalu lebbela.

    mama
    thusara.bandara@gmail.com

  2. mihlar පවසයි:

    My dear Brother of Islam,

    I am a devoted muslim and I can see that you are trying to convert to some other religion against our fucking Creator and his messenger asshole (Piss Be Upon Him). I would like to absorb you back to the misery of Islam through Dhawa. This will help me to have some big breasted sluts (Oh yeah… 72 in number, imagine that my bro) as bonus in Paradise while you will lose your freedom altogether. I like to have a dialogue with you in this regard and I hope that you will get in touch with me. My e-mail is given below. Please get back because I cannot wait to squeeze those big boobies in heaven. Like our prophet did to his wives during their period.

    Mihlar
    mihlarsm@hotmail.com

  3. AMITHA පවසයි:

    ඔය මහ තමිබියායි ෙගා්ලෙයා්යි ඔක්ෙකාම අපායට/ ෙබිෙරන්ෙන් ෙහාද බුදුනුවන් පමණයි

  4. Naleer පවසයි:

    hi mad Islamic brother you people cannot stop growing Jihad on earth, This is our country and everybody else must either submit or get killed. That is Allah’s wish (made up by the greatest pervert ever lived, Mohomad Nabi(Piss Be Upone Him) ) and no one can deny it. Look at other ex-Buddhist countries, all are Islamic now. It is the fate of Sri Lanka too.

    Naleer.( Srilankan Hambaya)
    nmnaleer@gmail.com

  5. නියම මෝඩයා පවසයි:

    මචන් ගින්දර වගේ සයිට් එක. මුල ඉඳන් අගට එක හුස්මට බැලුවා. උඹේ වෑයමට මගෙන් මල් මිටක් ! – කෆීර්

  6. fazzy පවසයි:

    Adoooo ape Nari Hambayooooooooo!!!

    Nabi (Piss Be Upon Him) Gahapu kaaallage wayasa 6 years…ekata baya wela baduwage kes okkoma heluna nayda? Ethakota Nabi (Sallaata) Wayasa 55 years…….!! Boru nang balapang Holy Quran…!!! UUUU dakina dakina gaanunta gahapu walaththalayek…..!!! Umbala karanne uge elu paka leva kana ekane…. HUHUHUHUHUHUHUHUUUUUUUUUUUUUU

    fazzydafann@yahoo.com
    IP:112.134.235.183

  7. Nas පවසයි:

    එල කිරි මචං ඔහොම කරන් යමු. ජය ශ්‍රී !

  8. WASSEM පවසයි:

    OBATH MAA SAYMA NIYAMA THAMBIYEKI, BAUDHDHAYEK/CRISTIYANUWEK OR VENATH AGAMAK ADAHANEK NAM KISIDA MEWAN TYPICAL ISLAMIC NINDITHA KRIYA NOKRAI. MAMA WANACHARA FUN SOYANA CHEAP HAMABAYAA NISAA HONDINMA EYA DANIMI. ISLAM WALKAM ONA NAM MAGEN AHA GANNA.

    WASSEM
    FUNBOY@YAHOO.COM
    IP: 37.127.84.130

  9. Jahan පවසයි:

    MEVANI DEVAL DAANA EKAGE ISLAM AMMA, THAMBI THATHTHA EKKA KARANA TIKA THAMI ME DANNE. MODA BALLO. MOLE NETHI HARAKO. APILAGE KURAN NONDI KARANNA EPAA. MEETA PASSE MEWAGE WANACHARA WAL ISLAM PHOTO DANAWANAM ISSARA UBE ISLAM AMMATA PENNAPAN, A UBE ISLAM AMMA WENNA ATHI.

    johnpeter11@gmail.com
    IP – 112.134.145.187

  10. rsekanayake පවසයි:

    කොහෙන්ද යකෝ උබ මේවා හොයා ගත්තේ. නියමයි. තව බෙබ් එකක් කරපන්. එගේම උනොත් තව අවුරුද්දෙන් හම්බයෝ සෙත්ත පොචි.

  11. asanga madhawa පවසයි:

    ස්තුතියි යාළුවා.. ඹයා ලොකු පිනක් කරගන්නෙ. පුළුවන්නම් එක මුස්ලිම් යාළුවෙකුට තේරුම් යන විදිහට යමක් කරන්න එයාල ලොකු මුලාවක වැටිල ඉන්නෙ කියල. ඒක තමයි ලොකුම පින. එයාලගෙ මහ එවුන් පස්සෙ නොගිහින් විචාර ශීලීව ලෝකය දිහා බලලා තමන්ගෙ ජීවිතය යහපත් කරගන්න කියන්න. මේ හැම දේම දකිනකොට මට මුස්ලිම් යෙහෙළියො ගැන පුදුම විදිහෙ දුකක් ඇතිවෙන්නෙ මගෙ යාළුවා… පවු.. මම අපේම සිංහල අක්කල නංගිලටයි මේ කියන්නෙ… අනේ පිං සිද්ධ වෙයි.. ඹයාලවත් මහා පවුකාර වැඩ නොකර ඉන්න.. පේනව නේද සංසාරෙ පවුකාර කම් කරල ඉපදෙන ගෑණු අය මුස්ලිම් වෙලා ඉපදෙන හැටි. එයාල ලබන සතුට මොකක්ද? යාළුවා… ඔයත් දන්නව ඇති සමහර විට අපේ සිංහල කෙල්ලෝ මුස්ලිම් කොල්ලන්ට Love කරල කසාදත් බැඳල විඳින අපා දුක්. පවු අනේ දෙයියනේ… අපේ මෝඩ කෙල්ලන්ටත් කියල දෙන්න තේරෙන භාෂාවෙන් උන් බැඳපුහම විඳින්න වෙන විඳවිල්ල.. ඔයාට ගොඩාක් Thanks යාළුවා ඔයා මේ කරන දැණුවත් කිරීම් වලට… පරිස්සමින්… මොකද හම්බයො කියන්නෙ ඔයා වගේ සත්පුරිසයො හොය හොය මරන ජාතියක්.. ඔයාට දළඳා හාමුදුරුවන්ගෙ රැකවරණයි…

  12. කොස්තාපල් පුඤ්ඤසෝම පවසයි:

    තොපිට මේවා මැරෙන මොහොතේ විදවන්න වෙනවා….

  13. Sahan පවසයි:

    නවත්තන්න එපා මේ කරන වැඩේ. හැම ලිපියකටම කොමෙන්ට් කරන්න බැරි වුනාට අපි හැම ලිපියම වගේ කියවනවා. අතිශයින්ම කාලෝචිත සයිට් එකක්.

  14. විදුලිය පවසයි:

    නියමයි…මචෝ…ජයවේවා.!

  15. Kelum Chathuranga පවසයි:

    පට්ට………. ජාතී…… සුපිරී වැඩක්….

  16. Thamasara පවසයි:

    Superb!!!!
    Continue this forever.
    And for what a purpose the toilets need pebbles? Actually I don’t know and can you explain it further?

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